Dumb Laws in COLORADO

Denver: It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.
Denver: You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
Logan County: It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Sterling: Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

DUMB LAWS IN NEW YORK

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Staten Island: You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
Greene: During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

DUMB LAWS IN CALIFORNIA

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

DUMB LAWS IN PENNSYLVANIA

State Law - Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
Danville - All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Pittsburg - No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator outdoors.
State Law - Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.