stupidity

a guy attemted to siphon petrol from a motorhome n the police arrived to find him rollin on the floor ill n lyin next to spilled sewege. he'd put the siphoning hose in their sewege tank by mistake. the owners didnt press charges cos it was the best laugh theyd had


a guy aims and fires a gun at someone when it fails to go off, he looks down the barrel n pulls the trigger again this time it works.


a guy in hospital with severe facial injuries is asked how he got them .he replies that he was trying to see how close he could get his face to a moving train before he got hit.


a guy goes into mcdonalds demanding money at gun point. they reply that they cant access the till without a food order. he orders onion rings. they dont serve onion rings after breakfast. the guy walks away frustrated.


a female is robbed in a shop. they call the police n they get the guy, take him to the shop for a positive id 'yes, thats the woman i stole the purse from'