DUMB LAWS IN PENNSYLVANIA

State Law - Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
Danville - All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Pittsburg - No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator outdoors.
State Law - Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.