DUMB LAWS IN NEW JERSEY

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

stupidity

a guy attemted to siphon petrol from a motorhome n the police arrived to find him rollin on the floor ill n lyin next to spilled sewege. he'd put the siphoning hose in their sewege tank by mistake. the owners didnt press charges cos it was the best laugh theyd had


a guy aims and fires a gun at someone when it fails to go off, he looks down the barrel n pulls the trigger again this time it works.


a guy in hospital with severe facial injuries is asked how he got them .he replies that he was trying to see how close he could get his face to a moving train before he got hit.


a guy goes into mcdonalds demanding money at gun point. they reply that they cant access the till without a food order. he orders onion rings. they dont serve onion rings after breakfast. the guy walks away frustrated.


a female is robbed in a shop. they call the police n they get the guy, take him to the shop for a positive id 'yes, thats the woman i stole the purse from'

In France, the young assistant priests do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the priest and his housekeeper. One day the priest invited his new young assistant priest to have dinner at the rectory. While being served, the young priest noticed how shapely and lovely the housekeeper was and down deep in his heart he wondered if there was more between the priest and the housekeeper.
After the meal was over, the middle-aged priest assured the young priest that everything was purely professional...that she was the housekeeper and cook and that was that. About a week later the housekeeper came to the priest and said, "Father, ever since the new assistant came for dinner I have not been able to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it, do you?" The priest said, "Well, I doubt it but I'll write him a letter."
So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Father, I'm not saying you did take the gravy ladle and I'm not saying you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing since you were here for dinner."
The young assistant received the letter and he answered it as follows: "Dear Father priest, I'm not saying that you do sleep with the housekeeper and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with the housekeeper. But I do know for sure that if you slept in your own bed you would find the gravy ladle."

DUMB LAWS IN North Carolina

State Law - It's against the law to sing off key.
State Law - Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
Forest City - You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.
Rocky Mount - All residents owning a dog must pay a property tax based on the value of the dog.

REAL STATE AND LOCAL LAWS IN THE UNITED STATES

Blythe, California - You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Georgia - It is illegal carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Owensboro, Kentucky - A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

DUMB LAWS IN MASSACHUSETTS

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
It's illegal to drive Texan, Mexican, Cherokee, or Indian cattleon a public road.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Goatees are illegal unless you first pay a special license fee forthe privilege of wearing one in public.